Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My vagina is very pro this idea
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
