Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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