I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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