Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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