im having a threesome with these popsicles
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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