that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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