That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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