Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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