Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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