Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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