I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize