sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
