he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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