you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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