your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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