didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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