found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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