K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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