I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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