So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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