Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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