Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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