I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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