Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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