So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
