Please, let me fuck your mom
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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