Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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