Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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