He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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