what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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