The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize