I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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