I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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