I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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