My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Randomize
