On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
