Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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