We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The power of my boobs compel you
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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