Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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