i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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