Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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