This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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