Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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