I heard we made out
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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