Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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