Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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