Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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