U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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