Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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