A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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