Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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