Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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