that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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