do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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