do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize