she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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